Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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