This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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