She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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