Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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