And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Can I color on your dick again?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
