so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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