she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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