Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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