very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The power of my boobs compel you
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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