Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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