What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize