Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
