I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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