on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
how drunk are you?
Several
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
