he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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