Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
50% drunk capacity currently
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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