I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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