At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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