yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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