No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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