she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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