You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
