Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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