It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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