your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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