White coat. Heels.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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