Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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