If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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