Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
The ass gains better be worth it
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