you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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