I am puke
You work out of a Hotel?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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