Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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