let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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