Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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