elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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