is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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