you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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