foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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