How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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