question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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