Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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