She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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