How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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