hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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