now i know why i became what i already was.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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