Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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