What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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