Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
