Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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