It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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