guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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