8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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