HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Randomize
