I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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